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Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 11.23.16

* Get your Grinch on: 16 of the best holiday themed lawsuits.[Reeves Law] * Legal tech and the fight for civil rights. Not everyone thinks they're sitting this one out. [Curo Legal] * Drain the swamp my ass. Donald Trump SCOTUS pick won't be on board for campaign finance reform. [Salon] * President Obama 'pardoned' his last turkey. [DCist] * Yes, the Trump Foundation's self dealing is disturbing, no the Donald probably won't face any legal liability over it. [Politico] * How do you measure the "Scalia-ness" of the next Supreme Court Justice? [SSRN] * Useful reading: the surgeon general's latest report on substance abuse. [Law and More]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.20.16

* The “Federal Criminal Discovery Blue Book” -- which is exactly what it sounds like, a trial manual by federal prosecutors for federal prosecutors -- is protected from disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act as attorney work product. [Wall Street Journal] * Donald Trump Jr. seems to have "borrowed" lines from his convention speech from his own speech writer. And the defense of Melania Trump's plagiarism at Monday night's RNC keeps getting more and more outlandish. Now it involves My Little Pony. [CNN] * Former Cardinals director of baseball development Christopher Correa is going to jail for hacking into emails of the Houston Astros, and now Major League Baseball is looking into the scandal. [Law360] * The Department of Justice really, really wants the Supreme Court to rehear the immigration case of U.S. v. Texas, which ended in an unsatisfying tie -- preferably once they get, you know, the traditional nine justices. [National Law Journal] * And you thought your job was stressful -- imagine if you were running your global firm's Turkey office. [American Lawyer] * Potential merger in the air: CMS Cameron McKenna is eyeing Olswang. [The Lawyer]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.01.15

* And the law school deans rejoiced! Enrollment is scraping the bottom of the barrel, but applications are only down by 2.9 percent so far this year. If you cross your eyes and squint, you may be able to see some signs of stabilization for the legal academy. [DealBook / New York Times] * Indiana has more than one controversial law on the books. Say hello to Purvi Patel, the first woman in the country to be charged, convicted, and sentenced on a feticide charge. Critics say this conviction will have a negative effect on women. [WNCN] * When the going gets tough in Biglaw, the tough get going -- on either laying off their employees or cutting their real estate losses. Per Colliers International’s Law Firm Services Group, firms have recently reduced their office space by 15 to 32 percent. [Am Law Daily] * "We cannot underestimate the seriousness of this incident." Terrible news: Yesterday, members of the Revolutionary People's Liberation Party-Front took Turkish prosecutor Mehmet Selim Kiraz hostage in an Instanbul courthouse and later killed him. [Reuters] * Which state is the worst in the country for job-seeking law school graduates? That would be Mississippi, where it's harder to get a job as an attorney than it is to spell the name of the state while intoxicated. There are 10.53 lawyers for every legal job opening. [WDAM]